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Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.
They aren’t drunk…
honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
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❝ Same sex marriage should be a constitutional right❞
Hillary Clinton (via uhmeliamay) -
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people who interrupt me when i speak
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my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
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What tastes good but smells so bad?
No
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Toothless is so cute here.
THE DETAILS
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
how could you not want a toothless on your dash
can we talk about hiS EYES
Mercury reflecting light (x)
so THAT’S what anime tears are made of
That…that makes a lot of sense now…
Symptoms of Mercury poisoning include:
Greying of the Hair.
Hallucinations.
Bleeding Excessively.
Loss of body hair.
Bulging eyes.
Insomnia and sleeping during the day.
Every anime character actually just has a really REALLY bad case of mercury poisoning and they dont know it!
trial period to see if our older dog get’s along w/ new pup from rescue
“He’s mine. Get your own puppy.”